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rapewhistled:

still havent seen any green day jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

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riseabovedefeat:

People with anxiety:

  • Know the worry is irrational
  • Want to calm down but can’t
  • Hate the fact that breathing feels like you are trying to breathe rocks instead of air
  • Feel like they are drowning and suffocating.  Telling them to just take a breath and calm down doesnt help.
  • Want to stop shaking but can’t control their limbs.
  • Just plain feel horrible and embarrassed.

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joanne-the-fallen-angel-of-pizza:

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corporalcrazy:

okay but imagine having a house right on the timezone boundary

"bedtime is 11!"
"KITCHEN 11 OR LIVING ROOM 11??"

"mom we’re gonna be late!"
"nah, it’s at bathroom 5 not bedroom 5"

"man I only got like 2 hours of sleep!"
"well I got 3, I rolled over the boundary in my sleep"

The best (and worst) part would be trying to figure out what time to watch tv

you broke my brain 

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acidicai:

"Oops my pen slipped and everything you love died"- a brief summary of Skulduggery Pleasant

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charleypollard:

i want female villains whose backstory don’t revolve around men breaking their hearts or wanting to be more beautiful than another girl  i want female villains who are evil for the fun of it and i want female villains with tragic backstories that don’t revolve around men i want female villains with backstories and motives just as diverse and complex as male villains i’m so sick of female villains who are only motivated by men and girlhate

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3fandom5u:

Nonono

I’m just sitting here laughing and thinking about Skulduggery’s enemies

They were probably so happy that he was dead and then he comes back like “Suprise! I bet you thought you saw the last of me” and just punches them in their face.

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jadehariey:

durbikins:

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
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what the fuck

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