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methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

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minzeliron:

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cchumped:

when you try to get into a new band and they have like, 5 albums already

SIGH

when you try to get into a new show and they already have like, 6 seasons

SIGH-ER 

when you try to get into a new webcomic and they already have like, 7,000 pages

SIGH-EST

when you’re an international kpop sensation

PSY

Goddammit, kpop fandom.

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momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

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and it’s fucking terrifying

It’s like straight sex

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amythegloriouspond:

Hold on, what have I got in here? A satsuma. Ah, that friend of your mothers. He does like his snacks doesn’t he? But doesn’t that just sum up Christmas? You go through all those presents and right at the end, tucked away at the bottom, there’s always one stupid old satsuma. Who wants a satsuma?

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burgrs:

*blogs from phone in front of my computer*

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themedusa-cascade:

things that dont make you a rude guest:

  • asking for a drink
  • asking where the toilet is  
  • looking around the house 

things that do make you a rude guest:

  • pissing in the fireplace 

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wtheol:

Happy Birthday to the Bard. (@JRhodesPianist)

wtheol:

Happy Birthday to the Bard.
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