In a million years we will all be dead and nobody'll care what the description of this blog is.
But you obviously do.
So, My name's Rachel, I live in Great Britain *trumpet fanfare* but I hate tea, and I am a fan of a lot of things. Ask me anything.Anything.ANYTHING. here;
Hold on, what have I got in here? A satsuma. Ah, that friend of your mothers. He does like his snacks doesn’t he? But doesn’t that just sum up Christmas? You go through all those presents and right at the end, tucked away at the bottom, there’s always one stupid old satsuma. Who wants a satsuma?